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You know spring is here when the girls start showing off their belly buttons…..

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Once upon a time, a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him, and she said “No.”  And the guy lived happily ever after, and never went shopping again, but went camping and fishing and hunting and played golf and tennis a lot and drank a lot of beer and whiskey, and had a lot of casual wild sex with increasingly younger women, and left the toilet seat up, scratched his balls and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

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I have seen this about 1,000 times, and it still makes me laugh!

OK, That’s all the funny videos for now.

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Haha! This is funny

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When I was 14, I just hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.  It was like having a sister or a friend. So I
decided I needed a girl with passion and a zest for life.

When I was 22, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a
drama queen, screamed and ranted and cried all the time.  So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 26 I found a very stable girl, but she was incredibly boring.  She was totally predictable and
never got excited about anything.  Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 32 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her.  She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.  She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.  She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.  So I decided to find a girl with some real direction and ambition.

When I turned 37, I found a smart and ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married
her. Life was great, but she was so ambitious that she ultimately divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I have finally got my priorities straight. I just look for girls with big tits.

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With “get in shape for summer” season upon us, I wanted to remind everybody of one lesson:

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Dude, I’m still here. What’s up with that? Strange isn’t it?

On to another topic (which will piss of some) but is there anybody out there that listens to Kidd Kraddick on the radio? I’ve literally been listening for 15 years now, and it’s just as funny today as it was back then. If you get a chance, check it out.

Not to change the subject too fast without pushing in the clutch, but with summer around the corner I’ve actually been working on my golf game. I played 2 weeks ago for the first time this season and actually did pretty well! I’m hoping I can really pull down my handicap this year. Anybody wanna play? Bring it on…..

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Oh, and to update what I was talking about in my last post. This does not mean that you have to post a lot or be on the site all the time or even be very active. I’m talking mainly to the random people who just sign up in an attempt to exploit wordpress hacks from 5 years ago that don’t work anymore: They try to create their account, do something stupid like the deadman hack or the forum array crack, find out the hack doesn’t work anymore, then move on to another website. Bascially, these are russian fucks who are mad at the US because we rock and they suck.

On another note, if you didn’t already know, today is tax day. Hopefully you filed your taxes and paid your fines. Otherwise I’m sure you are fucked.

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OK, I thought we went over this earlier. If you want to sign up to be a user or to submit posts, first let me know who you are by sending me an email. All I need to know is who you are, your name, why you want to sign up, etc. So you understand, I will allow ANYBODY to create an account, log in, and post. However, you must be a real person, be able to speak english, and you must post or comment on articles. If you dont post anything, or dont ever send me an email letting me know who you are, your userid is automatically deleted. Get over it people. Just follow the basic rules.

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Well, maybe not really, but you would be AMAZED at the number of visitors bexplosive.com receives on a daily bases.

Since this site has been around since the beginning of the internet, there are scores of people that still visit it regularly. As a side note, I will still never advertize on the site. This is a site for stuff, not for money.

Anyway, with all these visitors comes a shitload of strangeness. For instance, we average about 5,000 visitors a day. While that may not be as impressive as cnn or google, it’s impressive for the relatively useless information on this site.

Even more interesting than that, we get CONSTANT attempts to hack the site. from the logs I see, I estimate a new hack attempt every 3-5 minutes. Now that’s impressive! Even more impressive, the site stops all of them. A lot of the attempts are very shitty, and most of the time the person doesn’t get very far at all. There’s a lot of wanna-be computer hackers out there. For instance, ip 63.201.42.148 you need to get over it. Go out and find another job, because I assure you programming is not going to work for you.

Anyway, I’m off.

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