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Ok, so I’m at the driving range. There’s this idiot next to me that is standing on his left foot and putting his right foot behind him when he hits. Is this a trick he came up with himself? Did a teacher actually teach him this? Does he think balancing on one foot is helping?

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I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am tired of the following 2 spam emails I keep getting:

1. Acai Berry – Really? Who cares? Do people actually buy into this shit?

2. Make your penis bigger and harder and last longer – Again, do people actually buy into this? I got plenty of tool in my cabinet.

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I’m in Vegas for the weekend! Last got in late last night and after some quick gambling, we went out to Margaritaville to have a cheeseburger in paradise and see the band. We then hit a couple other bars then was at the craps table the rest of the night. Didn’t win, but today is a new day!

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OK, so if attempted murder is a crime, is it possible to still get charged with it after you already killed somebody?

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I have seen this about 1,000 times, and it still makes me laugh!

OK, That’s all the funny videos for now.

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Haha! This is funny

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When I was 14, I just hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.  It was like having a sister or a friend. So I
decided I needed a girl with passion and a zest for life.

When I was 22, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a
drama queen, screamed and ranted and cried all the time.  So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 26 I found a very stable girl, but she was incredibly boring.  She was totally predictable and
never got excited about anything.  Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 32 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her.  She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.  She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.  She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.  So I decided to find a girl with some real direction and ambition.

When I turned 37, I found a smart and ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married
her. Life was great, but she was so ambitious that she ultimately divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I have finally got my priorities straight. I just look for girls with big tits.

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Oh, and to update what I was talking about in my last post. This does not mean that you have to post a lot or be on the site all the time or even be very active. I’m talking mainly to the random people who just sign up in an attempt to exploit wordpress hacks from 5 years ago that don’t work anymore: They try to create their account, do something stupid like the deadman hack or the forum array crack, find out the hack doesn’t work anymore, then move on to another website. Bascially, these are russian fucks who are mad at the US because we rock and they suck.

On another note, if you didn’t already know, today is tax day. Hopefully you filed your taxes and paid your fines. Otherwise I’m sure you are fucked.

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OK, I thought we went over this earlier. If you want to sign up to be a user or to submit posts, first let me know who you are by sending me an email. All I need to know is who you are, your name, why you want to sign up, etc. So you understand, I will allow ANYBODY to create an account, log in, and post. However, you must be a real person, be able to speak english, and you must post or comment on articles. If you dont post anything, or dont ever send me an email letting me know who you are, your userid is automatically deleted. Get over it people. Just follow the basic rules.

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