Jun
11
2010
Working on Twitter
Author: bexplosiveOK, so something strange happened with the twitter plugin, and I am trying to get it running again. You can always check my tweets directly from twitter.
Jun
11
2010
OK, so something strange happened with the twitter plugin, and I am trying to get it running again. You can always check my tweets directly from twitter.
Sep
16
2009
Everyone just relax!
When was the last time ….
Jul
14
2009
If you hear a “loud rumble” in the sky, don’t worry. It’s not thunder. It’s Elvis beatin’ the shit out of Micheal Jackson for marrying his daughter.
Jul
1
2009
Two women were sitting together, quietly.
Jun
20
2009
Ok, so I’m at the driving range. There’s this idiot next to me that is standing on his left foot and putting his right foot behind him when he hits. Is this a trick he came up with himself? Did a teacher actually teach him this? Does he think balancing on one foot is helping?
May
26
2009
It’s pretty unlikely that you, or any of us for that matter, will be traveling thru or across South Dakota this upcoming weekend, but just in case: I-90 will be closed Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. They are hauling a 200 ton lump of coal from Pennsylvania to South Dakota so they can add President Obama to Mount Rushmore.
May
23
2009
Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone: “Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.”
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ”Well, dumbass, stop clapping!”
May
20
2009
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am tired of the following 2 spam emails I keep getting:
1. Acai Berry – Really? Who cares? Do people actually buy into this shit?
2. Make your penis bigger and harder and last longer – Again, do people actually buy into this? I got plenty of tool in my cabinet.
May
2
2009
I’m in Vegas for the weekend! Last got in late last night and after some quick gambling, we went out to Margaritaville to have a cheeseburger in paradise and see the band. We then hit a couple other bars then was at the craps table the rest of the night. Didn’t win, but today is a new day!
May
2
2009
OK, so if attempted murder is a crime, is it possible to still get charged with it after you already killed somebody?