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The world as it really is…..
Why Women shouldn’t hunt Turkey
December 1st, 2011 by Hammerpants in Animals,Funny No Comments

Some Women only have one thing on their mind!

Tigger know how to Dougie
November 30th, 2011 by Hammerpants in Animals,Funny No Comments

Haha, Tigger got SWAG!!

Gordon Ramsay Talks Dirty
November 29th, 2011 by Hammerpants in Celebrities,Funny No Comments

OK, you saw Jamie, now it’s time for Gordon. He explains how to really treat a lady…….

Dog Puppeteer
November 18th, 2011 by Hammerpants in Animals,Random No Comments

Wow, this guy is amazing!

The meaning of life….
November 16th, 2011 by Hammerpants in Funny,Jokes No Comments

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”

The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”

And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.”

The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?”

And God, again saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, “You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.”

The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”

And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.”

But the human said, “Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?”

“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Jamie Oliver Talks Dirty
November 15th, 2011 by Hammerpants in Food,Funny,Jokes,Video No Comments

A great mix of segments creating a wonderful story of fun and delight. I’m gonna cream!

Floppy Drive Music
November 15th, 2011 by Hammerpants in Funny,Music No Comments

This is just way cool……..

How do those lyrics go?
November 14th, 2011 by Hammerpants in Funny,Music No Comments

This is a very cool mix of songs through the years that use non-words as lyrics.

Original version of “Get Low”
November 8th, 2011 by Hammerpants in Music No Comments

OK, for those of you that haven’t heard it. Here is the original version of “Get Low” by Lil John. Check it out. Then check out the White-boy remake.

White version remix of “Get Low”
November 8th, 2011 by Hammerpants in Funny,Music No Comments

This is VERY well done. Full-out hotness!